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October 2009

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Halloween Ideas

New Haven Flower Lady (Infamous bum who sells flowers for 1 dollar every day):

Jeans, sweater, 5 flowers wrapped in paper (bought from the Flower Lady to be all authentic), constantly asking everyone “would you like to buy a flower miss lady?”

Falcon Heene:

Silver mylar balloon with a black cupcake on the bottom, be really fucking weird, answer all questions with “we did it for the show.”

Pretty sure I’m going to go with the Flower Lady.

Oct 30, 2009
“

A straight reading of the guv’s letter laments “the fact that major issues are overlooked while many unnecessary bills come to me for consideration,” and concludes, “I believe it is unnecessary to sign this measure at this time.”

But a vertical read of the far-left-hand letters in each of the missive’s eight lines offers a more blunt explanation: “I f- you.”

Schwarzenegger’s press secretary, Aaron McLear, insisted Tuesday it was simply a “weird coincidence.” He sent us veto messages the governor sent out in the past with linguistic lineups such as “soap” and “poet,” which he said were also unintended.

”
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Did Schwarzenegger drop 4-letter bomb in veto?

The “zomg he said f u!” thing bores me, but the thought of Arnold leaving us coded messages about soap makes me happy on the inside.  That’s the kind of innocent and random hilarity I want to see in politics.

Oct 28, 2009
“Cheesesteak vs. Cheesecake” —My favorite name so far for the 2009 World Series.  GO CHEESESTEAK!
Oct 27, 2009
“

Richard Heene is the inevitable product of this reigning culture, where “news,” “reality” television and reality itself are hopelessly scrambled and the warp-speed imperatives of cable-Internet competition allow no time for fact checking. Norman Lear, about the only prominent American to express any empathy for little Falcon’s father, vented on The Huffington Post, calling out CNN, MSNBC, Fox, NBC, ABC and CBS alike for their role in “creating a climate that mistakes entertainment for news.” This climate, he argued, “all but seduces a Richard and Mayumi Heene into believing they are — even if what they dream up to qualify is a hoax — entitled to their 15 minutes.”


None of this absolves Heene of blame for the damage he may have inflicted on the children he grotesquely used as a supporting cast in his schemes. But stupid he’s not. He knew how easy it would be to float “balloon boy” when the demarcation between truth and fiction has been obliterated.

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—NYT Op-Ed “In Defense of the ‘Balloon Boy’ Dad”
Oct 26, 2009
“The good news is that we’re about to enter a period of unseasonably mild weather in the East,” said Todd Miner, a meteorologist at Penn State University, who made his forecast using a combination of 10 to 20 models.” —Yes!  I love when reading baseball news gives me good news for my own life.
Oct 25, 2009
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A 38-year-old woman in Ithaca, N.Y., said she was raped last year and then penalized by insurers because in giving her medical history she mentioned an assault she suffered in college 17 years earlier. The woman, Kimberly Fallon, told a nurse about the previous attack and months later, her doctor’s office sent her a bill for treatment. She said she was informed by a nurse and, later, the hospital’s billing department that her health insurance company, Blue Cross Blue Shield, not only had declined payment for the rape exam, but also would not pay for therapy or medication for trauma because she “had been raped before.”

…

“That might not be a discriminatory action, but it certainly would seem to have a discriminatory impact,” said Sandra Park, staff attorney at the Women’s Rights Project at the American Civil Liberties Union. “Insurance discrimination against rape victims will only further discourage them from coming forward to law enforcement and seeking medical help.”

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Some therapists and patients said the managed care companies have cut off necessary treatment for sexual assault victims in the name of cost containment. “The companies are peppering them with questions about their symptoms, and about their histories, and asking, ‘Well, are you sure you really need therapy?’” said Jeffrey Axelbank, a New Jersey psychologist. “For someone who has been traumatized, it can feel like another trauma, and it makes the therapy less effective.”

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—http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/21/insurance-companies-rape-_n_328708.html
Oct 22, 2009
Pixar Intro Parody → collegehumor.com
Oct 20, 2009
Oct 20, 2009
My little hometown is haunted! → www3.signonsandiego.com
Oct 19, 2009
Fashion Lessons for Graduate Students → chronicle.com
Oct 19, 2009
Balloon Boy Game - How much taxpayer money can you waste? → balloonboygame.com
Oct 18, 2009
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Oct 18, 2009
Oct 17, 2009
Oct 16, 2009
“

Members of the media were still stationed around campus, though their presence had diminished. As one man left the Amistad facility and was rapidly approached by a camera man, he shouted expletives that could be heard across the street.

“You better write that down,” he instructed the camera man, referring to the obscenities. “’Cause that’s all you’re going to get.”

”
—An old quote I like (http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/university-news/2009/09/18/ground-medical-students-react-news-arrest/)
Oct 13, 2009
“Certainly from our standpoint, this gives us a sense of momentum — when the United States has accolades tossed its way, rather than shoes.” —And another great statement, this time from the State Department
Oct 13, 2009
“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists — the Taliban and Hamas this morning — in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” wrote DNC Communications Director Brad Woodhouse. “Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize — an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride — unless of course you are the Republican Party. The 2009 version of the Republican Party has no boundaries, has no shame and has proved that they will put politics above patriotism at every turn. It’s no wonder only 20 percent of Americans admit to being Republicans anymore - it’s an embarrassing label to claim.” —Unusually blunt (and awesome) statement from the Democratic National Convention
Oct 13, 2009
Conservatives Revel In America's Olympic Defeat → tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com

This absolutely disgusts me.

Oct 2, 2009
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