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LinkedIn Conversation with my Uncle
- Uncle Eddie: Yale University? Is that, by chance, one of those accredited schools? If so, I'd like to add you to my professional network.
- Me: We don't believe in all that accreditation nonsense. Science is all about feelings and opinion anyway, so some committee coming in and trying to tell us what's what really just doesn't jive with our way of business.
- Me: This is also why I didn't get that mumbo jumbo crazy flu shot. The fact that I spent last week in bed achey and feverish was not a sign that I made a bad decision, just a sign that I haven't properly achieved feng shui in my apartment design.
