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“The apocalypse starts here.”

“In some parallel universe, hilarity ensues.”

“Adam Sandler fascinates and frustrates me.”

“I’m not even sure this qualifies as a real movie.”

“It is indeed every bit as lousy as it looks. So kudos to the marketing department, I guess. They nailed this one.”

“Not so much a movie, but a challenge to your soul. Maybe it is designed to make us wonder if there is a God, and if he will save you from this disaster. He won’t.”

“More than 24 hours has passed since I watched the new Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill and I am still dead inside.”

— a sampling of my favorite Jack & Jill reviews  (via eternallyinthetardis)

(Source: eduardosuaverin)

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